Midyear Mayem's potatoes, share your stories here!

(Allergy notes: there might be traces of sarcasm)

This is the time of the year when us PVP-potatoes join the onslaught, how are you faring so far?

Personally, I geared up with what made sense in my mind, turned out a mess.
The skills I've been actually used are: Break free - Run away crying - Jump - Play hide 'n seek - "I'm leaving this to you, shade". The ultimate was "Move frantically".

My most embarrassing moments so far:

1. "I've got little health left, I need to jump off the wall!". I did it the wrong side so that was a long jump into death.
2. I went for getting a resource back by myself, I thought I was bombing a group of NPCs, I actually bombed a group of players and it didn't end up well.

My accomplishments so far:

1. Fear, fear and fear (I'm a nuisance IRL, why not be so also in-game?)
2. I managed to kill a poor soul that was being attacked by 10+ potatoes (and yes, I feel very ashamed)

WHY CAN'T YOU STAND STILL??!!

Please, share your potato-antics here so that we may echo: "Aww, you're not alone!"

But by all means, also share your success stories to give hope to us all.

Enjoy the massacre fight!