My *innocent* trolling in zone chat. I can't stop doing it, it's hilarious. I do this in diff zones

So what I do is start by saying,

Me: Guys, I need help.

This sort of interrupts whatever zone chat that's happening at given time. Then I follow up with,

Me: My tail is too heavy, would someone lift it for me please?

I wait a bit for below at this point:

Zone: *Silence*
Whisper: I can help you
Zone: (Hesitant variations of "sure I can help" or a cautious question in relation to the tail or my gender)

Then bam, I hit the zone chat with:

Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way.

Zone response: WTF, I was afraid of this, etc.

My response in reality: LOL

Thanks for reading, just wanted to share this with you.